Driving up your back end
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Coming from a 911 to an F Type was noticeable in being liked rather than hated.
Awesome, must remember that one.PhilB wrote: ↑Sun May 05, 2019 4:08 pmA Florida senior citizen had worked hard all of his life.
He decided to treat himself to a new Vette.
On the day of collection he drove out of the dealership enjoying the burble of the big V8, out onto the open road where he saw the speedo rising, 50-60-70.
He knew he could be in trouble but it was addictive.
Up the speed went, 80-90-100 until he looked down and saw 120 then he heard the siren and saw the State Trooper behind him.
He knew he was in serious trouble so pulled over.
Trooper: "Sir, it's 5 minutes before I finish and I'm off for the weekend and I really don't need all the paperwork. If you can give me a valid excuse which I haven't heard before I'll let you off with a warning".
Driver: "Sorry officer, but my wife ran off with a State Trooper a year ago and I thought you were bringing her back"
Trooper: "Drive safely sir and have a nice day."
2019 F type R coupe . Awd. Carpathian grey.
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