Bird problems ( feathered kind)

Detailing, Washing, Waxing..
Keith666
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Post by Keith666 »

Well, thanks for your overwhelming responses, all of which are as crazy as my question ? :lol: :lol:
I’ve taken onboard a few to try, others need
“Sectioning”
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Quiet man
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😂
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Tel
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Keith666 wrote: Mon May 31, 2021 5:58 pm Well, thanks for your overwhelming responses, all of which are as crazy as my question ? :lol: :lol:
I’ve taken onboard a few to try, others need
“Sectioning”
We will require pictures please ;-)
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So you will get that can of Dulux and a paint brush as I suggested? 😛
Current: Fuji White MY19.5 P300 R-Dynamic F-Type Convertible 20" Black wheels, Exterior Black Pack, Windsor Leather performance Seats etc.
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Tel
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Post by Tel »

Hammers wrote: Tue Jun 01, 2021 10:08 am So you will get that can of Dulux and a paint brush as I suggested? 😛
He'll have his hands full, paint brush in one hand, Emu on he other!
2016MY V8R IRR
ITG Maxogen Cold air intake kit
Billet OBD lock
Forged lightweight Blades
Full custom Xpel Ultimate PPF wrap
Piano Black badges
17mm MST Hubcentrics
Smarttop remote
Black exhaust tips
Porterfield RS-4 Carbon Kevlar pads
Mich PS4S's
+ more 💩
Duvetday
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Post by Duvetday »

Are you parked under telephone wires ?

Well...maybe it's only me who is too dumb to notice that (after several months of bird dropping problems).

Failing that, have you tried reasoning with the birds ?
Keith666
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Post by Keith666 »

Right, I have got wing mirror mittens ( well cloth bags)
and it’s doing the job, the “ Dulux” go faster white strip ( well it is only a P300🙄) is not working, nor did the Gatling gun 🤪, or the bird scare ( a picture of the misses in the window)🤣🤣👊
Reims Edition,MY21, French racing blue, pano roof, 20” Black spoke Wheels, heated this and that, dual climate, Union jag pack.
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Post by SOLDES »

glad it did the trick ;)
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